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> Where are the electric outlets here? And how do I do grounding in heavens?

> I urgently need your donations, paypal address provided upon request.

> Where are the electric outlets here? And how do I do grounding in heavens?

> I urgently need your donations, paypal address provided upon request.

>>Unexpectedly, a powerful force picked me up yesterday. I and a few of
>>my earthly possessions, such as my Bridgeport Interact mill, were
>>transported to the heavens. I am now surrounded by angels and
>>***s. Not sure who to start with first, ***s or Bridgeport
>>wiring.

> The big question is "Was your wife transported with you?", eh?
> Will you be milling or drilling the ***s, sir?  If the latter,
> you'll want to do it manually, I'd think.

>>Where are the electric outlets here? And how do I do grounding in heavens?

> Yeah, where the HELL are you going to find an electrician in Heaven?

>>I urgently need your donations, paypal address provided upon request.

> Oh, post it, sir and be deluged!

>> Where are the electric outlets here? And how do I do grounding in heavens?

>> I urgently need your donations, paypal address provided upon request.

> What I can't figure out is how someone can set a date based on believing the
> Bible says something it doesn't say, but not believe the part that plainly
> says "no man knows the day or hour".

> RogerN

> Where are the electric outlets here? And how do I do grounding in heavens?

> I urgently need your donations, paypal address provided upon request.

>> Where are the electric outlets here? And how do I do grounding in heavens?

>> I urgently need your donations, paypal address provided upon request.

>What I can't figure out is how someone can set a date based on believing the
>Bible says something it doesn't say, but not believe the part that plainly
>says "no man knows the day or hour".

>>>Unexpectedly, a powerful force picked me up yesterday. I and a few of
>>>my earthly possessions, such as my Bridgeport Interact mill, were
>>>transported to the heavens. I am now surrounded by angels and
>>>***s. Not sure who to start with first, ***s or Bridgeport
>>>wiring.

>> The big question is "Was your wife transported with you?", eh?
>> Will you be milling or drilling the ***s, sir?  If the latter,
>> you'll want to do it manually, I'd think.

>I would not say exactly "manually".

>> Yeah, where the HELL are you going to find an electrician in Heaven?

>Yep, good point.

>> Oh, post it, sir and be deluged!

>I have an appointment with God the day after tomorrow, and I was told
>that I can recommend up to three good people. That's a little hint as
>to why you need to send those donations!

>> Where are the electric outlets here? And how do I do grounding in heavens?

>> I urgently need your donations, paypal address provided upon request.

>They let me peek into hell. I saw Osama there. He is surrounded by
>very horny ***s. However, all those ***s are 65 years old.

>>> Where are the electric outlets here? And how do I do grounding in
>>> heavens?

>>> I urgently need your donations, paypal address provided upon request.

>>What I can't figure out is how someone can set a date based on believing
>>the
>>Bible says something it doesn't say, but not believe the part that plainly
>>says "no man knows the day or hour".

> He addresses that question on his website. What he says is baloney, of
> course,
> but he does talk about that.

> The more interesting thing from my viewpoint is that he imagines that he
> found
> the numbers he bases his calculation on in the Bible. IMHO, there's some
> *serious* psychopathology involved there...

>> Where are the electric outlets here? And how do I do grounding in heavens?

>> I urgently need your donations, paypal address provided upon request.

> What I can't figure out is how someone can set a date based on believing the
> Bible says something it doesn't say, but not believe the part that plainly
> says "no man knows the day or hour".

> RogerN

>>> Where are the electric outlets here? And how do I do grounding in
>>> heavens?

>>> I urgently need your donations, paypal address provided upon request.

>> What I can't figure out is how someone can set a date based on believing
>> the
>> Bible says something it doesn't say, but not believe the part that
>> plainly
>> says "no man knows the day or hour".

>> RogerN

> Why, that's the beauty of the bible and all the other "holy" books as
> well. Since they're all written by men, no argument there, it's also up to
> men to tell you what they mean. That leaves the door wide open to
> interpret what is written any darn way you want, and there is no one to
> say you're wrong.

> You can read some lines and think you understand it perfectly. Then
> someone comes along and tells you it means the exact opposite. Both of you
> are right. Because it means what anyone wants it to, what that really
> means is that it means nothing. You can use it any way you want to and
> you're never really wrong.

> That's what is so attractive about believing those kind of books. They can
> be interpreted to mean anything you want it to. That's why a certain type
> of people are so drawn to them. They can use the book to validate their
> beliefs. Conversely, other people see this ambiguity and understand that
> these books serve no real purpose other than to make the people who
> believe in them feel good.

> Hawke