KAT (Cat Haiku)

KAT (Cat Haiku)

Post by Brian Laws » Mon, 08 Oct 2001 14:28:05

          Cat Haiku
Thanks to Katherine Boswell

You never feed me.
Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
That will show you.

You must scratch me there!
Yes, above my tail! Behold,
elevator butt.

I need a new toy.
Tail of black dog keeps good time.
Pounce! good dog! good dog!

The rule for today.
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.

In deep sleep hear sound
Cat vomit hairball somewhere.
Will find in morning.

Grace personified
I leap into the window
I meant to do that

Blur of motion, then-
Silence, me, a paper bag
What is so funny?

The mighty hunter
Returns with gifts of plump birds
Your foot just squashed one.

You're always typing
Well, let's see you ignore my
Sitting on your hands.

My small cardboard box
You cannot see me if I
Can just hide my head.

Terrible battle
I fought for hours. Come and see!
What's a "term paper"?

Kitty likes plastic
Confuses for litter box
Don't leave tarp around

Small brave carnivores
Kill pine cones and mosquitoes
Fear vacuum cleaner

Want to trim my claws
Don't even think about it!
My yelps will wake the dead

I want to be close
To you. Can I fit my head
inside your armpit?

Wanna go outside.
Oh, no! Help! I got outside!
Let me back inside!

Oh no! Big One
has been trapped by newspaper.
Cat to the rescue!

Humans are so strange.
Mine lies still in the bed, then screams!
My claws aren't that sharp....

Cats meow out of angst
"Thumbs! If only we had thumbs!
We could break so much"

Litter box not there
You must have moved it again
I'll ***in the sink

The Big Ones snore now
Every room is dark and cold
time for "Cup Hockey"

We're almost equals
I purr to show I love you
Want to smell my butt.

Blur of motion, then --
Silence, me, a paper bag.
What is so funny?


 "A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an
 invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write
 a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort
 the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone,
 solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program
 a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die
 gallantly. Specialization is for insects." Robert Heinlein


KAT (Cat Haiku)

Post by John & Beth Kasuni » Mon, 08 Oct 2001 21:53:49

Thanks, Brian

John Kasunich


KAT (Cat Haiku)

Post by Gunne » Tue, 09 Oct 2001 17:25:48


>         Cat Haiku
>Thanks to Katherine Boswell

>You never feed me.
>Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
>That will show you.

Thanks Brian, I have it on the other puter, and couldnt find it on the



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KAT (Cat Haiku)

Post by Dar » Wed, 10 Oct 2001 03:52:02

The look in your eyes
You don't sniff my ***
I know you love me anyway

I perfume the walls and cabinets
Zenlike you wash them
I reward you dutifully with more

stinkin' fuzzbutts.....i love 'em



KAT (Cat Haiku)

Post by DejaV » Wed, 10 Oct 2001 17:29:58


>The look in your eyes
>You don't sniff my ***
>I know you love me anyway

>I perfume the walls and cabinets
>Zenlike you wash them
>I reward you dutifully with more

>stinkin' fuzzbutts.....i love 'em

we bought a woven grass doormat
the ridgeback puppy chewed it
we put it inside
the cat pissed on it
we put it back outside
the puppy left it alone until after the next rains

now we have mats made from old car tyres, woven.

swarf, steam and wind

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KAT (Cat Haiku)

Post by Dar » Wed, 10 Oct 2001 23:04:48

....so we put our last , and final, upholstered sofa out in the yard
because the fuzzbutts had
sprayed it so much. one day i was looking out the window at some young
people who were
so happy with themselves because they were stealing this great couch. i
didn't stop them .
he he he.
hep cat dar