OT: I'm very blue today :(

OT: I'm very blue today :(

Post by Christine Hampto » Sat, 03 Jun 2000 04:00:00



I can't start my quilt until next week.  I've strained my wrist.  Very
badly!!!  Someone tell a joke.
 
 
 

OT: I'm very blue today :(

Post by MAmadur » Tue, 06 Jun 2000 04:00:00


The was a blonde, a brunette and a black-haired girl in the desert.  The
brunette had a glass of water.  The black-haired girl had a sandwich.  The
blonde had a car door.

The black-haired girl asks the brunette why she has a glass of water.  The
brunette replies, "So if I get thirsty, I can take a drink. Why do you have
a sandwich?"

The black-haired girl says, "So if I get hungry, I have something to eat."

They look at the blonde.  One approaches her and asks, "Why do you have a
car door?"
The blonde replies...

"So if I get hot, I can roll down the window."

MAmadurk  <ba-dump-ump>

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>I can't start my quilt until next week.  I've strained my wrist.  Very
>badly!!!  Someone tell a joke.


 
 
 

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Post by QuiltR10 » Tue, 06 Jun 2000 04:00:00


I can't start my quilt until next week.  I've strained my wrist.  Very
badly!!!  Someone tell a joke.

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What did the elephant say to the *** man?

"Well, it's cute, but does it pick up peanuts?"

 
 
 

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Post by Lori Peter » Tue, 06 Jun 2000 04:00:00


How many flies does it take to***in a lightbulb??

2!  But no one can figure out how the h*ll they got in there! :-)
Lori Peters
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> Subject: Re: OT:  I'm very blue today :(

> I can't start my quilt until next week.  I've strained my wrist.  Very
> badly!!!  Someone tell a joke.

 
 
 

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Post by Shirley War » Tue, 06 Jun 2000 04:00:00


I was in Seattle Saturday (Queen Ann) to watch a 9-yr old grandson play in
little league.  Sunny, warm and fun.............BUT as I drove down their
street to park, I spotted a yard sale.  To make a long story short, I bought
a big box of salesman samples (Rose and Hubble, Spectrum, Peter Pan and
others) for only $5.  I could hardly carry the box to the car and was so
e***d!   At home it was sooooo fun to sort it all out!  Now I must get
busy again......the garden has been calling, but rain is in the forecast so
shall think about that future quilt.
--
Shirley in WA state
 
 
 

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Post by One of the Kriv » Tue, 06 Jun 2000 04:00:00


Wow!  What a find, Shirley.
I am sooo jealous.

Enjoy,
Janet of Gar


Quote:
> I was in Seattle Saturday (Queen Ann) to watch a 9-yr old grandson play in
> little league.  Sunny, warm and fun.............BUT as I drove down their
> street to park, I spotted a yard sale.  To make a long story short, I
bought
> a big box of salesman samples (Rose and Hubble, Spectrum, Peter Pan and
> others) for only $5.  I could hardly carry the box to the car and was so
> e***d!   At home it was sooooo fun to sort it all out!  Now I must get
> busy again......the garden has been calling, but rain is in the forecast
so
> shall think about that future quilt.
> --
> Shirley in WA state

 
 
 

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Post by The Brown Famil » Wed, 07 Jun 2000 04:00:00


Oooooh Shirley, you lucky girl you!  What fun you must have had.

Lorraine


Quote:
> I was in Seattle Saturday (Queen Ann) to watch a 9-yr old grandson play in
> little league.  Sunny, warm and fun.............BUT as I drove down their
> street to park, I spotted a yard sale.  To make a long story short, I
bought
> a big box of salesman samples (Rose and Hubble, Spectrum, Peter Pan and
> others) for only $5.  I could hardly carry the box to the car and was so
> e***d!   At home it was sooooo fun to sort it all out!  Now I must get
> busy again......the garden has been calling, but rain is in the forecast
so
> shall think about that future quilt.
> --
> Shirley in WA state

 
 
 

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Post by Phyllis Anderse » Wed, 07 Jun 2000 04:00:00


Ah, the mountain was out, eh? Congrats on your yard sale find. Bigbearlady


Quote:
> I was in Seattle Saturday (Queen Ann) to watch a 9-yr old grandson play in
> little league.  Sunny, warm and fun.............BUT as I drove down their
> street to park, I spotted a yard sale.  To make a long story short, I
bought
> a big box of salesman samples (Rose and Hubble, Spectrum, Peter Pan and
> others) for only $5.  I could hardly carry the box to the car and was so
> e***d!   At home it was sooooo fun to sort it all out!  Now I must get
> busy again......the garden has been calling, but rain is in the forecast
so
> shall think about that future quilt.
> --
> Shirley in WA state

 
 
 

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Post by Jocelyne Deve » Thu, 08 Jun 2000 04:00:00


Hi
You might have received enough jokes but here is another one that I couldn't
resist sending!

Jocelyne in Ottawa Canada
Fearless Cowboy

A cowboy in the old West walks into a tavern and orders a drink. He gulps it
down and then walks outside, but notices that his horse is gone. So he comes
back inside and shoots his Smith & Wesson revolver into the air and says,
"My horse is gone. I'm going to count to ten and when I'm done, well, let me
just say this: I don't want to have to do what I did in Dallas."

So about ten other cowboys run outside and when he's done counting to ten,
he goes outside and his horse is back. He starts to ride away. When he gets
about ten yards from the tavern, a very curious stranger rides up to him and
says, "I'm just wondering, but what'd you do in Dallas?"

The cowboy turns to him and says, "Well, I had to walk home."

 
 
 

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Post by Kate Lang » Thu, 08 Jun 2000 04:00:00


Ahem!
So, why did the Cowboy get a Dachshund?
Because someone told him to get a LONG little doggie!
(Said in your best Fozzie Bear voice)

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> I can't start my quilt until next week.  I've strained my wrist.  Very
> badly!!!  Someone tell a joke.

 
 
 

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Post by Roberta Zollne » Fri, 09 Jun 2000 04:00:00


OK, Garison Keillor's alleged favorite joke:

Grasshopper walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Hey, did you know they named
a drink after you?"
Grasshopper: "Why would anyone name a drink Bob?"

Roberta in DK (sometimes I even think this is funny)


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> Ahem!
> So, why did the Cowboy get a Dachshund?
> Because someone told him to get a LONG little doggie!
> (Said in your best Fozzie Bear voice)


> > I can't start my quilt until next week.  I've strained my wrist.  Very
> > badly!!!  Someone tell a joke.