The black-haired girl asks the brunette why she has a glass of water. The
brunette replies, "So if I get thirsty, I can take a drink. Why do you have
The black-haired girl says, "So if I get hungry, I have something to eat."
They look at the blonde. One approaches her and asks, "Why do you have a
The blonde replies...
"So if I get hot, I can roll down the window."
2! But no one can figure out how the h*ll they got in there! :-)
> I can't start my quilt until next week. I've strained my wrist. Very
> badly!!! Someone tell a joke.
Janet of Gar
Jocelyne in Ottawa Canada
A cowboy in the old West walks into a tavern and orders a drink. He gulps it
down and then walks outside, but notices that his horse is gone. So he comes
back inside and shoots his Smith & Wesson revolver into the air and says,
"My horse is gone. I'm going to count to ten and when I'm done, well, let me
just say this: I don't want to have to do what I did in Dallas."
So about ten other cowboys run outside and when he's done counting to ten,
he goes outside and his horse is back. He starts to ride away. When he gets
about ten yards from the tavern, a very curious stranger rides up to him and
says, "I'm just wondering, but what'd you do in Dallas?"
The cowboy turns to him and says, "Well, I had to walk home."
Grasshopper walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Hey, did you know they named
a drink after you?"
Grasshopper: "Why would anyone name a drink Bob?"
Roberta in DK (sometimes I even think this is funny)
> So, why did the Cowboy get a Dachshund?
> Because someone told him to get a LONG little doggie!
> (Said in your best Fozzie Bear voice)
> > I can't start my quilt until next week. I've strained my wrist. Very
> > badly!!! Someone tell a joke.