Ot: Hormone Hostage

Ot: Hormone Hostage

Post by Eileen in New Jerse » Sat, 13 Apr 2002 20:47:02

> > The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a
> > has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands!
> > This is a handy guide that should be carried like a driver's license in
> the
> > wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!

> > DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
> > SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
> > SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?

> > DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
> > SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
> > SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!

> > DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
> > SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
> > SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.

> > DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
> > SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
> > SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?

> > And my personal favorite.....
> > DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
> > SAFER: I hope you didn't over do it today.
> > SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!

> > This could save somebody's life, and if you are one of those "hormonal
> > types," you might need good laugh.


Ot: Hormone Hostage

Post by Lobo » Sun, 14 Apr 2002 07:26:10

Why does it take 4 menopausal women to change a light bulb?
It just DOES, ok???

(from one who knows)
Remove the "remove"s to reply to me personally.  Thanks!