> > has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands!
> > This is a handy guide that should be carried like a driver's license in
> > wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!
> > DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
> > SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
> > SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
> > DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
> > SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
> > SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
> > DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
> > SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
> > SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
> > DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
> > SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
> > SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
> > And my personal favorite.....
> > DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
> > SAFER: I hope you didn't over do it today.
> > SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
> > This could save somebody's life, and if you are one of those "hormonal
> > types," you might need good laugh.