OT - Scout Camp (joke)

OT - Scout Camp (joke)

Post by remove NOSPA » Sat, 18 Oct 2003 09:08:49



Dear Mom And Dad,

Our Scoutmaster told us to write to our parents in case you saw the flood on
TV and are worried. We are okay. Only one of our tents and 2 sleeping bags
got washed away. Luckily, none of us got drowned because we were all up on
the mountain looking for Adam when it happened.

Oh yes, please call Adam's mother and tell her he is okay. He can't write
because of the cast. I got to ride in one of the search and rescue jeeps. It
was neat. We never would have found Adam in the dark if it hadn't been for
the lightning.

Scoutmaster Keith got mad at Adam for going on a hike alone without telling
anyone. Adam said he did tell him, but it was during the fire so he probably
didn't hear him. Did you know that if you put gas on a fire, the gas will
blow up? The wet wood didn't burn, but one of the tents did and also some of
our
clothes. Mathew is going to look weird until his hair grows back.

We will be home on Saturday if Scoutmaster Keith gets the bus fixed. It
wasn't his fault about the wreck. The brakes worked okay when we left.
Scoutmaster Keith said that with a bus that old you have to expect something
to break down; that's probably why he can't get insurance. We think it's a
neat bus. He doesn't care if we get it dirty, and if it's hot, sometimes he
lets us ride on the fenders. It gets pretty hot with 45 people in a bus. He
let us take turns riding in the trailer until the highway patrol man stopped
and talked to us.

Scoutmaster Keith is a neat guy. Don't worry, he is a good driver. In fact,
he is teaching Jessie how to drive on the mountain roads where there isn't
any traffic. All we ever see up there are logging trucks.

This morning all of the guys were diving off the rocks and swimming out in
the lake. Scoutmaster Keith wouldn't let me because I can't swim, and Adam
was afraid he would sink because of his cast, so he let us take the canoe
across the lake. It was great. You can still see some of the trees under the
water
from the flood.

Scoutmaster Keith isn't crabby like some scoutmasters. He didn't even get
mad about the life jackets. He has to spend a lot of time working on the bus
so we are trying not to cause him any trouble.

Guess what? We have all passed our first aid merit badges. When Andrew dived
into the lake and cut his arm, we got to see how a tourniquet works. Steven
and I threw up, but Scoutmaster Keith said it probably was just food
poisoning from the leftover chicken. He said they got sick that way with
food they ate in prison.

I'm so glad he got out and became our scoutmaster. He said he sure figured
out how to get things done better while he was doing his time.

I have to go now. We are going to town to mail our letters and buy some more
beer. Don't worry about anything. We are fine.

Love,

Chris

 
 
 

OT - Scout Camp (joke)

Post by Kitty » Sat, 18 Oct 2003 11:07:45


Thanks! :)

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OT - Scout Camp (joke)

Post by Royc » Mon, 20 Oct 2003 00:13:28


Thanks for another good one, LN!

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Quote:
> Dear Mom And Dad,

> Our Scoutmaster told us to write to our parents in case you saw the flood
on
> TV and are worried. We are okay. Only one of our tents and 2 sleeping bags
> got washed away. Luckily, none of us got drowned because we were all up on
> the mountain looking for Adam when it happened.

> Oh yes, please call Adam's mother and tell her he is okay. He can't write
> because of the cast. I got to ride in one of the search and rescue jeeps.
It
> was neat. We never would have found Adam in the dark if it hadn't been for
> the lightning.

> Scoutmaster Keith got mad at Adam for going on a hike alone without
telling
> anyone. Adam said he did tell him, but it was during the fire so he
probably
> didn't hear him. Did you know that if you put gas on a fire, the gas will
> blow up? The wet wood didn't burn, but one of the tents did and also some
of
> our
> clothes. Mathew is going to look weird until his hair grows back.

> We will be home on Saturday if Scoutmaster Keith gets the bus fixed. It
> wasn't his fault about the wreck. The brakes worked okay when we left.
> Scoutmaster Keith said that with a bus that old you have to expect
something
> to break down; that's probably why he can't get insurance. We think it's a
> neat bus. He doesn't care if we get it dirty, and if it's hot, sometimes
he
> lets us ride on the fenders. It gets pretty hot with 45 people in a bus.
He
> let us take turns riding in the trailer until the highway patrol man
stopped
> and talked to us.

> Scoutmaster Keith is a neat guy. Don't worry, he is a good driver. In
fact,
> he is teaching Jessie how to drive on the mountain roads where there isn't
> any traffic. All we ever see up there are logging trucks.

> This morning all of the guys were diving off the rocks and swimming out in
> the lake. Scoutmaster Keith wouldn't let me because I can't swim, and Adam
> was afraid he would sink because of his cast, so he let us take the canoe
> across the lake. It was great. You can still see some of the trees under
the
> water
> from the flood.

> Scoutmaster Keith isn't crabby like some scoutmasters. He didn't even get
> mad about the life jackets. He has to spend a lot of time working on the
bus
> so we are trying not to cause him any trouble.

> Guess what? We have all passed our first aid merit badges. When Andrew
dived
> into the lake and cut his arm, we got to see how a tourniquet works.
Steven
> and I threw up, but Scoutmaster Keith said it probably was just food
> poisoning from the leftover chicken. He said they got sick that way with
> food they ate in prison.

> I'm so glad he got out and became our scoutmaster. He said he sure figured
> out how to get things done better while he was doing his time.

> I have to go now. We are going to town to mail our letters and buy some
more
> beer. Don't worry about anything. We are fine.

> Love,

> Chris