OT:Training Courses Now Available for Men

OT:Training Courses Now Available for Men

Post by Jean Sand » Thu, 22 Jul 1999 04:00:00



A friend sent this to me it has nothing to do with quilting but...Sorry
guys, this is too funny :>)

Jean
Atlanta

Training Courses Now Available for Men

1. Introduction to Common Household Objects I:  The Mop
2. Introduction to Common Household Objects II: The Sponge
3. Dressing Up: Beyond the Funeral and the Wedding
4. Refrigerator Forensics: Identifying and Removing the Dead
5. Design Pattern or Splatter Stain on the Linoleum? : You CAN Tell the
Difference!
6. If It's Empty, You Can Throw It Away: Accepting Loss I
7. If the Milk Expired Three Weeks Ago, Keeping It In the Refrigerator
Won't
Bring It Back: Accepting Loss II
8. Going to the Supermarket: It's Not Just for Women Anymore!
9. Recycling Skills I: Boxes that the Electronics Came In
10. Recycling Skills II: Styrofoam that Came in the Boxes that the
Electronics Came In
11. Bathroom Etiquette I: How to Remove Beard Clippings from the Sink
12. Bathroom Etiquette II: Let's Wash Those Towels!
13. Bathroom Etiquette III: Five Easy Ways to Tell When You're About to
Run
Out of Toilet Paper!
14. Giving Back to the Community: How to Donate 15-Year-Old Levis to
Goodwill
15. Retro? Or Just Hideous?: Re-examining Your 1970s Polyester Shirts
16. No, The Dishes Won't Wash Themselves: Knowing the 4 Limitations of
Your
Kitchenware
17. Romance: More Than a Cable Channel!
18. Strange But True!: She Really May NOT Care What "Fourth Down and
Ten"
Means
19. Going Out to Dinner: Beyond the Pizza Hut
20. Expand Your Entertainment Options: Renting Movies That Don't Fall
Under
the "Action/Adventure" Category or Selecting movies that don't star John

Wayne on television
21. Yours, Mine, and Ours: Sharing the Remote
22. "I Could Have Played a Better Game Than That!": Why Women Laugh
23. Adventures in Housekeeping I:  Let's Clean the Closet
24. Adventures in Housekeeping II: Let's Clean Under the Bed
25. "I Don't Know": Be the First Man to Say It!
26. The Gas Gauge in Your Car: Sometimes Empty MEANS Empty
27. Directions: It's Okay to Ask for Them
28. Listening: It's Not Just Something You Do During Halftime
29. Accepting Your Limitations: Just Because You Have Power Tools
Doesn't
Mean You Can Fix It

 
 
 

OT:Training Courses Now Available for Men

Post by Kathy Appleba » Thu, 22 Jul 1999 04:00:00



How do I sign my husband up for courses 11 & 29????  *evil grin*

Kathy A.

Quote:
>A friend sent this to me it has nothing to do with quilting but...Sorry
>guys, this is too funny :>)

>Jean
>Atlanta

>Training Courses Now Available for Men

*snip*

Quote:
>11. Bathroom Etiquette I: How to Remove Beard Clippings from the Sink

*snip*
Quote:
>29. Accepting Your Limitations: Just Because You Have Power Tools
>Doesn't
>Mean You Can Fix It


 
 
 

OT:Training Courses Now Available for Men

Post by Suzie or Paul Beckwi » Fri, 23 Jul 1999 04:00:00


Can I "block-book" please...

Suzie B
Southend, UK
(remove nospam to reply)

On Wed, 21 Jul 1999 07:35:03 -0400, Jean Sands

Quote:

>A friend sent this to me it has nothing to do with quilting but...Sorry
>guys, this is too funny :>)

>Jean
>Atlanta

>Training Courses Now Available for Men

>1. Introduction to Common Household Objects I:  The Mop
>2. Introduction to Common Household Objects II: The Sponge
>3. Dressing Up: Beyond the Funeral and the Wedding
>4. Refrigerator Forensics: Identifying and Removing the Dead
>5. Design Pattern or Splatter Stain on the Linoleum? : You CAN Tell the
>Difference!
>6. If It's Empty, You Can Throw It Away: Accepting Loss I
>7. If the Milk Expired Three Weeks Ago, Keeping It In the Refrigerator
>Won't
>Bring It Back: Accepting Loss II
>8. Going to the Supermarket: It's Not Just for Women Anymore!
>9. Recycling Skills I: Boxes that the Electronics Came In
>10. Recycling Skills II: Styrofoam that Came in the Boxes that the
>Electronics Came In
>11. Bathroom Etiquette I: How to Remove Beard Clippings from the Sink
>12. Bathroom Etiquette II: Let's Wash Those Towels!
>13. Bathroom Etiquette III: Five Easy Ways to Tell When You're About to
>Run
>Out of Toilet Paper!
>14. Giving Back to the Community: How to Donate 15-Year-Old Levis to
>Goodwill
>15. Retro? Or Just Hideous?: Re-examining Your 1970s Polyester Shirts
>16. No, The Dishes Won't Wash Themselves: Knowing the 4 Limitations of
>Your
>Kitchenware
>17. Romance: More Than a Cable Channel!
>18. Strange But True!: She Really May NOT Care What "Fourth Down and
>Ten"
>Means
>19. Going Out to Dinner: Beyond the Pizza Hut
>20. Expand Your Entertainment Options: Renting Movies That Don't Fall
>Under
>the "Action/Adventure" Category or Selecting movies that don't star John

>Wayne on television
>21. Yours, Mine, and Ours: Sharing the Remote
>22. "I Could Have Played a Better Game Than That!": Why Women Laugh
>23. Adventures in Housekeeping I:  Let's Clean the Closet
>24. Adventures in Housekeeping II: Let's Clean Under the Bed
>25. "I Don't Know": Be the First Man to Say It!
>26. The Gas Gauge in Your Car: Sometimes Empty MEANS Empty
>27. Directions: It's Okay to Ask for Them
>28. Listening: It's Not Just Something You Do During Halftime
>29. Accepting Your Limitations: Just Because You Have Power Tools
>Doesn't
>Mean You Can Fix It

 
 
 

OT:Training Courses Now Available for Men

Post by Niash » Fri, 23 Jul 1999 04:00:00


This is too funny!  Should be SOP in every male nursery.  Niasha

Jean Sands wrote

Quote:
>Training Courses Now Available for Men

>1. Introduction to Common Household Objects I:  The Mop
>2. Introduction to Common Household Objects II: The Sponge
>3. Dressing Up: Beyond the Funeral and the Wedding
>4. Refrigerator Forensics: Identifying and Removing the Dead
>5. Design Pattern or Splatter Stain on the Linoleum? : You CAN Tell the
>Difference!
>6. If It's Empty, You Can Throw It Away: Accepting Loss I
>7. If the Milk Expired Three Weeks Ago, Keeping It In the Refrigerator
>Won't
>Bring It Back: Accepting Loss II
>8. Going to the Supermarket: It's Not Just for Women Anymore!
>9. Recycling Skills I: Boxes that the Electronics Came In
>10. Recycling Skills II: Styrofoam that Came in the Boxes that the
>Electronics Came In
>11. Bathroom Etiquette I: How to Remove Beard Clippings from the Sink
>12. Bathroom Etiquette II: Let's Wash Those Towels!
>13. Bathroom Etiquette III: Five Easy Ways to Tell When You're About to
>Run
>Out of Toilet Paper!
>14. Giving Back to the Community: How to Donate 15-Year-Old Levis to
>Goodwill
>15. Retro? Or Just Hideous?: Re-examining Your 1970s Polyester Shirts
>16. No, The Dishes Won't Wash Themselves: Knowing the 4 Limitations of
>Your
>Kitchenware
>17. Romance: More Than a Cable Channel!
>18. Strange But True!: She Really May NOT Care What "Fourth Down and
>Ten"
>Means
>19. Going Out to Dinner: Beyond the Pizza Hut
>20. Expand Your Entertainment Options: Renting Movies That Don't Fall
>Under
>the "Action/Adventure" Category or Selecting movies that don't star John

>Wayne on television
>21. Yours, Mine, and Ours: Sharing the Remote
>22. "I Could Have Played a Better Game Than That!": Why Women Laugh
>23. Adventures in Housekeeping I:  Let's Clean the Closet
>24. Adventures in Housekeeping II: Let's Clean Under the Bed
>25. "I Don't Know": Be the First Man to Say It!
>26. The Gas Gauge in Your Car: Sometimes Empty MEANS Empty
>27. Directions: It's Okay to Ask for Them
>28. Listening: It's Not Just Something You Do During Halftime
>29. Accepting Your Limitations: Just Because You Have Power Tools
>Doesn't
>Mean You Can Fix It