Incidentally, one of my cats got trapped in the tumble-dryer once (ok so it
is not a washer on spin cycle, but still traumatic for the cat (to say
nothing of me!) She used to like sleeping in there (cos it was nice and
warm), and one day one of the kids walked past and shut the door. The darn
thing started automatically. The next thing we heard was
"Yeowwwwwwwwwwwwwww!" and the cat hit the door hard and forunately forced
it open. Luckily she wasn't hurt, but her pride was. Guess what - she
never slept in there again!
>* If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller
>blades, they can ignite.
>* Baseballs make marks on ceilings.
>* You should not throw a baseball up when the ceiling fan is on.
>* A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
>* The glass in windows (even double pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a
>* When you hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh-oh", it's already too
>* Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
>* If you use a waterbed as home plate while wearing baseball shoes it does
>not leak -- it explodes.
>* A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 200 sq. foot house 4
>* Legos will pass through the digestive system of a 4-year old.
>* Play Dough and Microwave should never be used in the same sentence.
>* Super Glue is forever.
>* McGyver can teach us many things we don't want to know.
>* Ditto Tarzan.
>* No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk
>* Pool filters do not like Jello.
>* VCR's do not eject PB&J sandwiches even though TV commercials show they
>* Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
>* Marbles in the gas tank make a lot of noise when driving.
>* You probably do not want to know what that odor is.
>* Always look in the oven before you turn it on.
>* The fire department in San Diego has at least a 5 minute response time.
>* The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
>* It will however make cats dizzy.
>* Cats can throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
>* Quiet does not necessarily mean don't worry.
>* A good sense of humor will get you through most problems in life
>(unfortunately, mostly in retrospect).