OT; The Hormone Hostage (joke)

OT; The Hormone Hostage (joke)

Post by Country Sharo » Sun, 27 Jan 2002 18:48:53

Subject: Fw: The Hormone Hostage

> The Hormone Hostage knows that there
> are days in the month when all a man has to
> do is open his mouth and he takes his
> life in his hands. This is a handy guide
> that should be as common as a driver's
> license in the wallet of every
> husband, boyfriend, or significant other.

> DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
> SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
> SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?

> DANGEROUS: Are you wearing THAT?
> SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
> SAFEST: Wow! Look at you!

> DANGEROUS: What are you SO worked up about?
> SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
> SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.

> DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
> SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
> SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
>DANGEROUS: What did you DO all day?
> SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
> SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe.

> The definition of PMS........Pack My Suitcase


What I have learned as I mature...

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you.
All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and
give in.

I've learned that it takes years to build up trust,
and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to
others - they are more screwed up than you think.

I've learned that we are responsible for what we do,
unless we are celebrities.

I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a
relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there
had better be a lot of money to
take its  place.

I've learned that the people you care most about in
life are taken from you too soon and all the less
important ones just never go away