I have a horrendous bathroom. It's small, it's ugly, and worst of all,
it SMELLS. I think the stink is in the flooring and I'll have to rip it
out to get rid of it, argh! In the summer we just kept the window open
all the time, but now that it's cold there's just no help. My desk is
right next to the bathroom, gripe gripe moan moan.
It smells like 100 years of pee.
Of course, it's probably only 20 years of pee, since they replaced the
floor and remodeled in the 80's. It's still real, real ugly, even though
I took out the black push-button toilet and the horrible medicine
cabinet. In a way I wish I hadn't, because it was so awful before that
we might have gotten onto America's Worst Bathrooms.