Dan's Mon-key Apologizes to Tom.....

Dan's Mon-key Apologizes to Tom.....

Post by Dan Winfiel » Wed, 01 Sep 1999 04:00:00



Dear Tom.....

  Dan is forcing me to sit here and write an apology for the statement I made....
No...that isn't right, OK I hear ya......

Dear Tom....

  If I wasn't straped to this chair with my eyelid's held open with toothpicks
I wouldn't be......No, OK OK.....

Dear Tom.....

  I'm sorry for saying that you kept all the best kits for yourself.....YOU
KEEP THEM ALLLLLL.....ALRIGHT YOU DON'T HAVE TO HIT......

Dear Tom....

  I sincerely mean........ack....cough.......snortle....I really mean it when I
say.......wheeeezzzz.....seriously....I didn't mean to hurt your feelings when
I said......frappppppppp.....seriously now....I didn't say it....HE DID!!!!!
ok ok....

dEAR TOM...

  I WAS out of my mind with a fever, and had a hangover, the screamin poops....
so how was I to know what I was saying.......so let me take the opportunity to
say..............."BITE ME"....NO I mean........sorry......NOW CAN I HAVE MY
BEER BACK...

Dan's Mon-key

 
 
 

Dan's Mon-key Apologizes to Tom.....

Post by Forest Dalto » Wed, 01 Sep 1999 04:00:00


Yahoo Dan,

Give the Simian another nine lashes and pass his BEER to me, I could use a
plug. Oh yeah, wet the leather straps before you turn on the current and
I'll bet you he'll give you the low-down on those B-10s. Tell the Mon-key,
if he thinks he can flame me, that I have a rude super-8 I have MPEGed and
I'll turn it over to any tabloid willing to pay American dollars for the
tape of MPEG.

Caz Dalton
Redneck in ***ia