Dan Rather has become unhinged

Dan Rather has become unhinged

Post by Kurt Laughli » Thu, 09 Nov 2000 15:07:11



"Hotter than a Laredo parking lot. . ."

"Madder than a rained-on rooster. . ."

"You're more likely to see a hippopotamus run through this room than Ralph
Nader in a Bush cabinet. . ."

"He's still in the hunt. . ."

"He'll have to run the table. . ."

"The race is spandex-tight. . ."

"What's the frequency, Kenneth?. . ."
        - No, wait, that one was from Leslie Stahl.

KL

 
 
 

Dan Rather has become unhinged

Post by Humse » Thu, 09 Nov 2000 15:36:53


Quote:
>"Hotter than a Laredo parking lot. . ."

>"Madder than a rained-on rooster. . ."

>"You're more likely to see a hippopotamus run through this room than Ralph
>Nader in a Bush cabinet. . ."

>"He's still in the hunt. . ."

>"He'll have to run the table. . ."

>"The race is spandex-tight. . ."

>"What's the frequency, Kenneth?. . ."
>        - No, wait, that one was from Leslie Stahl.

>KL

?

Greg L.

 
 
 

Dan Rather has become unhinged

Post by Az hose » Thu, 09 Nov 2000 04:00:00


I just hope that giant*** Tom Brokaw get his lips fixed so I can understand
him--What a mubler!!!!!!

ProMedeler#33393

 
 
 

Dan Rather has become unhinged

Post by Jonathan Mo » Thu, 09 Nov 2000 04:00:00



Quote:

> I just hope that giant*** Tom Brokaw get his lips fixed so I can understand
> him--What a mubler!!!!!!

> ProMedeler#33393

Sorry, didn't quite catch that, say again...

--
Jonathan Mock

3Quick to judge, quick to anger, slow to understand
Ignorance and prejudice, and fear, walk hand in hand...2

 
 
 

Dan Rather has become unhinged

Post by Crapologi » Thu, 09 Nov 2000 04:00:00


Quote:

>"What's the frequency, Kenneth?. . ."
>        - No, wait, that one was from Leslie Stahl.

I thought that was the paranoid schizoprenic who attacked Rather in NY?

Keeper (of too much crap)

 
 
 

Dan Rather has become unhinged

Post by Kurt Laughli » Thu, 09 Nov 2000 04:00:00


"This race is tighter than the rusted lug nuts on a '55 Ford. . ."

KL

 
 
 

Dan Rather has become unhinged

Post by Kurt Laughli » Thu, 09 Nov 2000 04:00:00


Quote:

> >"What's the frequency, Kenneth?. . ."
> >        - No, wait, that one was from Leslie Stahl.

> I thought that was the paranoid schizoprenic who attacked Rather in NY?

So what's your question?

KL

 
 
 

Dan Rather has become unhinged

Post by Suni » Thu, 09 Nov 2000 04:00:00


He has been unhinged for a loooong time:

When the space shuttle accident occurred he came on the air and said
something like "Yet another setback for the already trouble plagued space
shuttle and NASA" before even telling anyone what happened.

I think he should be banned from the air-waves and then....

(sorry for the OT post)

Sunil


Quote:
> "Hotter than a Laredo parking lot. . ."

> "Madder than a rained-on rooster. . ."

> "You're more likely to see a hippopotamus run through this room than Ralph
> Nader in a Bush cabinet. . ."

> "He's still in the hunt. . ."

> "He'll have to run the table. . ."

> "The race is spandex-tight. . ."

> "What's the frequency, Kenneth?. . ."
>         - No, wait, that one was from Leslie Stahl.

> KL

 
 
 

Dan Rather has become unhinged

Post by jp5.. » Thu, 09 Nov 2000 04:00:00




Quote:
> He has been unhinged for a loooong time:

> When the space shuttle accident occurred he came on the air and said
> something like "Yet another setback for the already trouble plagued
space
> shuttle and NASA" before even telling anyone what happened.

> I think he should be banned from the air-waves and then....

> (sorry for the OT post)

> Sunil

It has been sometime since I listened to him. I am trying to figure out
when he affected his current "southern" drawl. He certainly didn't have
it twenty years ago or even ten years ago.

Sure looks like it's time to call in Dr. Jack Kevorkian to pull the
plug on this guy.  :)

Jonathan Primm

Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/
Before you buy.

 
 
 

Dan Rather has become unhinged

Post by Bustoff » Thu, 09 Nov 2000 04:00:00


Quote:
>Sure looks like it's time to call in Dr. Jack Kevorkian to pull the
>plug on this guy.  :)

And take KL with him!
jack
 
 
 

Dan Rather has become unhinged

Post by Dan » Thu, 09 Nov 2000 04:00:00


(Snip)

Quote:

> It has been sometime since I listened to him. I am trying to figure out
> when he affected his current "southern" drawl. He certainly didn't have
> it twenty years ago or even ten years ago.

I believe he was actually born in Texas, so perhaps he was returning to his
roots.  Much like when "Jerrry Rivers" went back to being Geraldo Rivera...

Dan

Quote:

> Sure looks like it's time to call in Dr. Jack Kevorkian to pull the
> plug on this guy.  :)

> Jonathan Primm

> Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/
> Before you buy.

 
 
 

Dan Rather has become unhinged

Post by Mark Schyne » Thu, 09 Nov 2000 04:00:00



Quote:

> "This race is tighter than the rusted lug nuts on a '55 Ford. . ."

> KL

I got tired of Rather's rant after the "too-tight swimsuit on a too-hot
car seat" line. Donm't know what he came up with after that, as I was
watching someone less interested in adding entertainment value to my news.

Mark Schynert