Love Models? Read this for help with $$$

Love Models? Read this for help with $$$

Post by Joe Summe » Tue, 23 Jul 1996 04:00:00



$ $ $ $ $ ???WE ALL CAN MAKE LOTS OF MONEY OF THIS SCHEME ???$ $ $ $ $

$ $ $  M A K E  M O N E Y  F A S T  $ $ $   MONEY  PENGE  GELD

Within a few weeks it is possible to reach an amount of $25,000 - $50,000
or more, simply follow these instructione - and be honest about your own
$5,00 paymest.

INSTRUCTIONS:

1. ?Take a sheet of paper and write on it the following:
"Please add my name to your list". ?This creates a service out of this
money making system and thus making it completely legal. You are not
just randomly sending a dollar to someone, you are paying one dollar
for a legitimate service. ?Make sure ?you include your name and
address. ?I assure you that, ?again, ?this is completely legal! ?For a
neat little twist, also write what slot their name was in: "You were
in slot 3", ?Just to add a little fun! This is all about having fun
and making money at the same time!

2. ?Now fold this sheet of paper around a dollar bill ,(no checks or
money orders), and put them into an envelope and send it on its way to
the five people listed. ?The folding of the paper around the bill will
insure its arrival to its recipient. THIS STEP IS IMPORTANT!!

3. ?Now listen carefully, here's where you get YOUR MONEY COMING TO
YOUR MAILBOX. ??Look at the list of five people; ?remove the first
name from position one and move everyone on the list up slot one on
the list. ?Position 2 name will now move to the position 1 slot ,
position 3 will now become position 2, 4 will be be 3, 5 wil be 4.
Now put your name, address, zipcode AND COUNTRY in position 5, the
bottom position on the list.

4. ?Now upload this updated file to as many newsgroups and local
bulletin boards' message areas & file section as possible. ?Give a
catchy description of the file so it gets noticed!! ?Such as:
"NEED FAST CASH?, HERE IT IS!" or "NEED CASH TO PAY OFF
YOUR DEBTS??", ?etc. ?And the more uploads, the more money you will
make, and of course, the more money the others on the list will make
too. ?LET'S ALL TAKE CARE OF EACH OTHER BY BEING HONEST AND BY PUTTING
FORTH 120 PERCENT INTO THIS PROFITABLE & AMAZING SYSTEM!!! You'll reap
the benefits, believe me!!! Set a goal for the number of total uploads
you'll post, such as 15-20 postings or more! ?Always have a goal in
mind!!! If you can UUE encode the file when uploading, ?that will make
it easier for the people to receive it and have it downloaded to their
hard drive. ?That way they get a copy of the article right on their
computer without hassles of viewing and then saving the article from
the File menu. Don't alter the file type, leave it as an MS-DOS Text
file. The best test is to be able to view this file using Microsoft's
Notepad for Windows 3.x or WordPad for Windows '95. If the margins
look right without making the screen slide left or right when at the
ends of the sentences, you're in business!

5. ?If you need help uploading, simply ask the sysop of the BBS, or
"POST" a message on a newsgroup asking how to post a file, tell them
who your Internet provider is and PEOPLE WILL ALWAYS BE GLAD TO HELP.
I would try to describe how to do it but there are simply too many
internet software packages with slightly different yet relatively
simple ways to post or upload a file. ?Just ask for help or look in
the help section for 'posting'. I do know that for GNN, you simply
select 'POST' then enter a catchy description under the subject box,
choose 'ATTACH', selecting 'UUE' and NOT 'TXT', then choose 'Browse'
to go look for the file. Find your text file CASH.TXT and click on it
and choose 'OK'. ?Place a one line statement in the main body section
of the message post screen. Something like "Download this to read how
to get cash arriving in your mailbox with no paybacks!" or whatever.
Just make sure it represents its true feasibility, NOT something
like..."Get one million dollars flooding in your mailbox in two days!"

You'll never get ANY responses!

6. ?And this is the step I like. ?JUST SIT BACK AND ENJOY LIFE BECAUSE
CASH IS ON ITS THE WAY!! ?Expect to see a little money start to
trickle in around 2 weeks, but AT ABOUT WEEKS 3 & 4, THE MONEY STORM
WILL HIT YOUR MAILBOX!! All you have to do is take it out of the
mailbox and try not to scream too loud (outside anyway) when you
realize YOU HIT THE BIG TIME AT LAST!!

7. ?So go PAY OFF YOUR BILLS AND DEBTS and then get that something
special you always wanted or buy that special person in your life (or
the one you want in your life) ?a gift they'll never forget. ?ENJOY
LIFE!

8. ?Now when you get low on this money supply, ?simply re-activate
this file again; Reposting it in the old places where you originally
posted and possibly some new places you now know of. Don't ever lose
this file, always keep a copy at your reach for when you ever need
cash. ?THIS IS AN INCREDIBLE TOOL THAT YOU CAN ALWAYS RE-USE TIME AND
TIME AGAIN WHEN CASH IS NEEDED!

9. ?(This step added by Charles Reiley). ?Hello, This is exciting,
isn't it?! While I'm on the list, just add a note saying "Please
include extra money tips" with your name & E-MAIL address, and I will
(FOR FREE) send you some neat methods to increase the money you will
receive with this plan. Why?... Why not? I'm not a selfish jerk...I
like helping out others. E-mail just makes it a touch easier and
cheaper, too! ?After I drop off the list, I can no longer offer you
this advice, obviously, but maybe someone else who gets my tips will
offer and simply replace my name on this step number 9. Good luck and
give this plan your all, it will definitely pay off! Like Mike said,
HAVE FUN WITH IT!!!
*******************************************************************
*****************************************************************
THE NAMES LIST ??????THE NAMES LIST ?????THE NAME LIST
******************************************************************* ???
HONESTY IS WHAT MAKES THIS PROGRAM SUCCESSFUL!!!
* ?1. Shane Uhlir
* ????121 S. Beltwoods Dr.
* ??? DeSoto, TX 75115
*
* ?2. Shane Wilkins
* ????4365 N. 680th W.
* ????Oak Harbor, Wa. 98277
*
* ?3. Scott Carson
* ????3902 English Ct.
* ????West Richland, WA 99353
*
* ?4. Don Noehr Markussen
* ?????Toftevaenget 42
* ?????DK-8370 Hadsten
* ???? Denmark
*
*  5. Daniel Kelley
*     1530 Winslow, Ln
*     Grapevine, TX 76051
*     USA

 
 
 

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Post by John Beaderstad » Tue, 23 Jul 1996 04:00:00


(lots of garbage snipped)

Quote:
> HONESTY IS WHAT MAKES THIS PROGRAM SUCCESSFUL!!!

Well, how honest can it be when the poster was afraid to add his own name
to the list?  BTW, having time to kill, I did a WhoWhere search on the
list and (only) one of the names actually surfaced.  As for the existence
of "Joe Summers," who knows?

--
"The fortunate man knows how much he can safely leave to chance."
                                       -- Lady Barbara Hornblower

 
 
 

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Post by Dan & Ginger DeViller » Tue, 23 Jul 1996 04:00:00


This is the info I extracted from this post.  Anyone know how to figure
out who sent it?

Path:
news.voyager.net!aanews.merit.net!imci3!newsfeed.internetmci.com!news.msfc.nasa.gov!bcm.tmc.edu!newshost.convex.com!news.onramp.net!usenet

Newsgroups:
rec.models.railroad,rec.models.rc.air,rec.models.rc.land,rec.models.rc.misc,rec.models.rc.water,rec.models.rockets,rec.models.scale
Subject: Love Models? Read this for help with $$$
Date: 22 Jul 1996 19:36:48 GMT
Organization: Joe's Bar and Grill
Lines: 136

NNTP-Posting-Host: frito.salessupport.com
Mime-Version: 1.0
Content-Type: Text/Plain; charset=ISO-8859-1
X-Newsreader: WinVN 0.99.7
Xref: news.voyager.net rec.models.railroad:42419 rec.models.rc.air:31088
rec.models.rc.land:10913 rec.models.rc.misc:1165
rec.models.rc.water:2315 rec.models.rockets:29043 rec.models.scale:48506

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Post by Alexander Kun » Tue, 23 Jul 1996 04:00:00


They sure are getting pretty sneaky.  Now they are putting key words
(Models) in the title to get you to read them.

Hey Joe send me my $50,000 then maybe I'll send out the $5.00 (maybe)

Yes I do love models!!

Alex

 
 
 

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Post by J.C. » Tue, 23 Jul 1996 04:00:00


You ***ING idiot we had one of these ***ing schemes last
***ing month get it the *** off of our damn newsgroups!! ALL

--
J.C.
"In the name of the moon, i'll punish you!"- Usagi (Sailor
Moon)
Future USN Aviator
Modeling ***
FLY NAVY

 
 
 

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Post by David J. Dewe » Tue, 23 Jul 1996 04:00:00


If you can figure it out, I too would love to send a complaint to his
server administrator, other than ignoring these dumb "get rich quick"
posts, this is the only way to rid us of these mis-guided (or greedy)
nuts!  And nuts we've got plenty of doing 'serious' stuff!! :-)
Steamcerely,
David D.

 
 
 

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Post by David Ryujiro Olse » Wed, 24 Jul 1996 04:00:00


Quote:

> Future USN Aviator
> Modeling ***
> FLY NAVY

        Easy, J.C. Midshipman and a gentlemen, don't forget it.

                                        David Olsen

 
 
 

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Post by The Silent Observe » Wed, 24 Jul 1996 04:00:00


Quote:

> Better yet, contact the provider for these people and inform them of the
> probable illegality of the scheme.

> "Don't get mad, get even" -- J. F. Kennedy


the attachment was that it was most likely a postal fraud, and (due to
posting on Usenet) might also constitute wire fraud.

If they're interested, they need only prove the poster received a single
dollar from anyone in relation to the posting to convict...

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Post by David J. Dewe » Wed, 24 Jul 1996 04:00:00


Hey JC,
        I hate these messages too, but let's keep the F word out of here,
OK, some of us think it's the filthiest word in the English language.  I
was hoping your post would give us his web site's adminstator's address so
we could all file a legitmate complaint!
David D.
PS, Remember, subs UNDER water, Planes ABOVE water!  :-)

 
 
 

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Post by Paul Hamilt » Wed, 24 Jul 1996 04:00:00


Better yet, contact the provider for these people and inform them of the
probable illegality of the scheme.  

"Don't get mad, get even" -- J. F. Kennedy
--
Paul Hamilton, NAR 928
Samis & Hamilton
Aviation and Airport Consultants
11706 Smoketree Road
Potomac, MD 20854
(301) 299-3573

 
 
 

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Post by Robert Barku » Wed, 24 Jul 1996 04:00:00


Quote:

> You F*****G idiot we had one of these f*****g schemes last
> f*****g month get it the F**K off of our damn newsgroups!! ALL

> --
> J.C.
> "In the name of the moon, i'll punish you!"- Usagi (Sailor
> Moon)
> Future USN Aviator
> Modeling ***
> FLY NAVY

JC,
 I don't like this stuff any more than you do, but your language only
serves to make you look as lame as the poster of the original message.
It also tends to shed a bad light on the rest of us modelers. After all,
minors do frequent this area. The least we can do is act like ***s
when in a public area such as this. This is not the hangar where this
language MIGHT be acceptable.

Robert

 
 
 

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Post by Tom Bargnes » Thu, 25 Jul 1996 04:00:00


JC,

I seriously hope you are not a Midshipmen at the US Naval Academy or a cadet at any
other US Military Academy.  You're language, regardless of what you might be
objecting to, is not becoming of a member of any of our academies or an officer in
our armed force.  I work with the finest officers and pilots in our country
everyday, we've encountered a lot of difficulties in our jobs, we've seen and had to
endure a lot of personally objectionable situations; but not once did I witness any
of them coming unglued like you in your tirade.

You sign your postings "Future USN Aviator".  Good luck but with that attitude, you
have a long way to go before you will be mature enough to pilot a $25,000 Cessna 152
much less a $40M F-14 or F-18.

Tom Bargnesi

PS  Before you jump all over me, ask yourself if I had the same impact on you
without using any foul language as I would have, had I cursed for all to read.

 
 
 

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Post by Hank Hagqui » Thu, 25 Jul 1996 04:00:00


Subject: Re: Love Models? Read thi


G>This is the info I extracted from this post.  Anyone know how to figure
G>out who sent it?

G>Path:
G>news.voyager.net!aanews.merit.net!imci3!newsfeed.internetmci.com!news.msfc.n
asa.gov!bcm.tmc.edu!newshost.convex.com!news.onra

G>Newsgroups:
G>rec.models.railroad,rec.models.rc.air,rec.models.rc.land,rec.models.rc.misc,
rec.models.rc.water,rec.models.rockets,rec.models
G>Subject: Love Models? Read this for help with $$$
G>Date: 22 Jul 1996 19:36:48 GMT
G>Organization: Joe's Bar and Grill
G>Lines: 136

G>NNTP-Posting-Host: frito.salessupport.com
G>Mime-Version: 1.0
G>Content-Type: Text/Plain; charset=ISO-8859-1
G>X-Newsreader: WinVN 0.99.7
G>Xref: news.voyager.net rec.models.railroad:42419 rec.models.rc.air:31088
G>rec.models.rc.land:10913 rec.models.rc.misc:1165
G>rec.models.rc.water:2315 rec.models.rockets:29043 rec.models.scale:48506

I'd take a guess and say it's from onramp.net. Might try sending the

Hummmmmm.... looking at onramp's web page I see this:
Irresponsible blanket postings to all or large numbers of newsgroups
simultaneously with disregard to the newsgroups subject is forbidden.
and this:
Irresponsible newsgroup postings which result in large numbers of
complaints to OnRamp News Administrator may result in a custo mers
account being disabled.



Hank

---
 ~ OLXWin 1.00b ~ The person you most trust will usually be the first to
betray yo

 
 
 

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Post by Garth G. Gro » Thu, 25 Jul 1996 04:00:00


Hank:

Thanks for working that out. I sent a polite note to the
onramp postmaster as you suggested. I hope a few more folks
will. I'd like to shut this schmuck down.

~S
--
Garth (Haridas) Groff
"Not yet famous author"