OT Sorta- New One Hundred Year Old Wood Wall Phono Restoration Now on Binaries

OT Sorta- New One Hundred Year Old Wood Wall Phono Restoration Now on Binaries

Post by Hagsta » Sat, 24 Dec 2005 01:57:07



Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes
for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,
non-***ive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice
holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious
persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with
respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of
others, or their choice to not practice religious or secular traditions
at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling,
and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally
accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the
calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society
have helped make America great (not to imply that America is necessarily
greater than any other country, nor is the only AMERICA in the western
hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical
ability, religious faith, or *** preference of the wishes. By
accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms: This greeting is
subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable in
toto with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise
by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or
others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the
sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as
expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of
one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting,
whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this
wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wishers.
Disclaimer: No trees were harmed in the sending of this message.
However, a significant number of electrons were temporarily inconvenienced.

John H.

 
 
 

OT Sorta- New One Hundred Year Old Wood Wall Phono Restoration Now on Binaries

Post by Hagsta » Sat, 24 Dec 2005 02:07:33


  OOPS :)

John H.

 
 
 

OT Sorta- New One Hundred Year Old Wood Wall Phono Restoration Now on Binaries

Post by toxcrusad » Sat, 24 Dec 2005 02:56:42


Well, but thanks.  I think.

And Merry Christmas!

Tox

 
 
 

OT Sorta- New One Hundred Year Old Wood Wall Phono Restoration Now on Binaries

Post by Buck Frobishe » Sat, 24 Dec 2005 05:36:42



Quote:
> Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for
> an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,
> non-***ive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice

<snip>

Jeez, I posted this old chestnut last year and got singed for it.  The times
they are a-changin'

 
 
 

OT Sorta- New One Hundred Year Old Wood Wall Phono Restoration Now on Binaries

Post by Hagsta » Sat, 24 Dec 2005 13:59:12


Quote:

> Jeez, I posted this old chestnut last year and got singed for it.

You did ? I think it's hysterical. We on the left have a sense of humor
after all :) Christmas is a SECULAR holiday by now. As one of Santa's
helpers in the ski industry I'm about ready to spit up red and green
right now.

John H.

 
 
 

OT Sorta- New One Hundred Year Old Wood Wall Phono Restoration Now on Binaries

Post by Phil » Sat, 24 Dec 2005 17:01:04


Thanks Hagstar,

I prefer your interpretation of our beloved Christmas season to the various
religious ritual beliefs that are causing so much strife in our present
times. You included about every clich there is, but, on the whole, it
works!

Phil B


Quote:
> Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for
> an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,
> non-***ive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday,
> practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion
> of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the
> religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice
> to not practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a
> fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated
> recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but
> not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures
> whose contributions to society have helped make America great (not to
> imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country, nor is
> the only AMERICA in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the
> race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, or ***
> preference of the wishes. By accepting this greeting, you are accepting
> these terms: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It
> is freely transferable in toto with no alteration to the original
> greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of
> the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law,
> and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is
> warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good
> tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent
> holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to
> replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion
> of the wishers. Disclaimer: No trees were harmed in the sending of this
> message. However, a significant number of electrons were temporarily
> inconvenienced.

> John H.