New swap, kinda risqe

New swap, kinda risqe

Post by Song or Michae » Mon, 31 Aug 1998 04:00:00



In honor of being at the raucous table at Embellishments, I want to
host a *** bead swap.  (I have a great photo of Nan Roche holding a 4
inch long *** bead...)

        I think I'll limit it to 10 people.  The ***es (or is that peni?)
should be no longer than 4 inches.  They do NOT need to be flesh toned;
I've had fun making them out of swirly patterns.  I will have a due date
of the end of October.  I would prefer that the beads be pierced through
the 'non-business' end so that when I wear them (and I will!) they all
hang (hee hee...) the same way.


        I must be in a really strange mood recently.  Sigh.
Tiggersong

 
 
 

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Post by DBuck268 » Tue, 01 Sep 1998 04:00:00


<<In honor of being at the raucous table at Embellishments, I want to
host a *** bead swap.>>

LOL! No I'm not signing up for this but it sure gave me something to ponder
while commuting today. My first thought was,this looks like a job for Sculpey
Super Flex-Boing! Then I was wondering what else one could make. A Star
spangled banana in red,white and blue? Or the safe sex kind-send em off wearing
finger cot jimmy hats! I must be in a weird mood today too...
Jody Bishel

 
 
 

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Post by Mamadu » Tue, 01 Sep 1998 04:00:00


Remember, a while back, there was a woman who wanted to have a model of her
husband's because he was terminally ill???  Seems like that was many, many
moons ago.  (Most of us agreed that this merely a "hoax").
 
 
 

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Post by BethCurr » Wed, 02 Sep 1998 04:00:00


Well *I* think you should also do noses to match.........you know that old
saying about, er, well, the size of a man's nose and, well, YOU know. - Beth
Curran
 
 
 

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Post by Dory » Wed, 02 Sep 1998 04:00:00



Quote:
> Well *I* think you should also do noses to match.........you know that old
> saying about, er, well, the size of a man's nose and, well, YOU know. - Beth
> Curran

Noses? I thought it was their feet... I don't know, either way, I couldn't
pass this one up =) My husband took one look at me a called me a pig =)

*VBG*
Dory

 
 
 

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Post by P D RU » Thu, 03 Sep 1998 04:00:00


Quote:

>Noses? I thought it was their feet... I don't know, either way, I couldn't
>pass this one up =) My husband took one look at me a called me a pig =)

I knew this guy once that had  " the biggest feet."  He was an older guy and we
worked together, nothing romantic or anything.

But I spent a lot of time wondering .....

Dianne    >^..^<
Jacksonville, FL
http://members.aol.com/pdruss/index.html

 
 
 

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Post by Stephanie Michlin » Thu, 03 Sep 1998 04:00:00


Not signing up either, but are they circumcised???  <snort>

Stephanie Michlink

Quote:

> Soooooooo.... I'm not actually signing up for this one, but I'm curious. Is
> there a size limit???
> <snicker>
>                   ~~~~~Joanie :o}

 
 
 

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Post by ShryBail » Fri, 04 Sep 1998 04:00:00


Oh, could I get myself into trouble with THIS one! But I'm with you in spirit!
It's better that way!

Sherry

 
 
 

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Post by ClayShay » Fri, 04 Sep 1998 04:00:00


Soooooooo.... I'm not actually signing up for this one, but I'm curious. Is
there a size limit???
<snicker>
                  ~~~~~Joanie :o}
 
 
 

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Post by Eepipki » Fri, 04 Sep 1998 04:00:00


I'd love to sign up for this one, but basically I live with a 35 year old
husband, a five year old son and a male cat.  I have enough of that stuff
around here<VEG>  I have loved reading all the notes on this though!!  Can you
picture this necklace at the PTA??????

{{{{{HUGS}}}}}
Pip aka Beth
Shoot for the moon!!! If you miss,  you'll land among the stars! ~Les Brown

 
 
 

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Post by RSPIE » Fri, 04 Sep 1998 04:00:00


On the newsgroup, you said >>
 Soooooooo.... I'm not actually signing up for this one, but I'm curious. Is
there a size limit??? <snicker>  

OH  Joanie, you bad girl!!! <g>

Randi

 
 
 

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Post by Barbara Foste » Fri, 04 Sep 1998 04:00:00




Quote:
> Can you picture this necklace at the PTA??????

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!

       Barb

 
 
 

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Post by kk » Fri, 04 Sep 1998 04:00:00


Quote:
> Not signing up either, but are they circumcised???  <snort>
> Can you picture this necklace at the PTA??????

Considering the cover of last month's Bead and Button, you'd only need slight
modification to use that material for "un."   You could put brass beads between
each and call it your "Family of Man" necklace......

Kelly

 
 
 

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Post by DBuck268 » Fri, 04 Sep 1998 04:00:00


I know that this started out as a bead swap,but wouldn't you say that it was
more of a *pendant* swap? By the way,I think the size limit was four inches.

Jody Bishel

 
 
 

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Post by scott & iren » Fri, 04 Sep 1998 04:00:00



Quote:
> In honor of being at the raucous table at Embellishments, I want to
> host a *** bead swap

We usually refer to putting a hole in a bead as piercing.

Ouch.

Irene in NC
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